Keychron K2

Having broken my beloved Varmilo VA108M (which I absolutely intend to fix one day in the near future, FYI,) months ago and just last week completely totaled the period (.) key on my Absurdly Overpriced Toilet Professional iPad Keyboarding Apparatus, I decided to buy an on-sale variant of Keychron’s K2 with the loudest switches (the blue ones) available, assuming that surely no keyboard could be truly, disruptively loud. I was very wrong.

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TextExpander App Store Review

I know a lot of the reviews here express discontentment with TextExpander’s support on iOS. I hear that, but - as a Bear and Drafts user - I rarely encounter this as a limitation. I also use an external keyboard with my iPhone, though, which makes calling the TextExpander keyboard anywhere else somewhat inconvenient. (Keyboard switching is done with the function key, if you were wondering.) From what I understand, though, TextExpander’s SDK is quite easy to implement, so it’s also a question of other developers acknowledging that it’s a worthwhile and desired addition to their applications.

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On Drafts' Mail Integration

One of the app's most universal 'native' advantages, revisited. I've spent more cumulative time playing with my Obsidian configuration in the past 24 hour hours than the sum of the whole I'd spent doing so in the 3(?) years since I installed beta (or was it alpha?) one. While I still find it janky as hell and deeply untrustworthy – among far too many other woes – I must admit that the bulk of shear hype surrounding its existence has indeed resulted in enough developer attention to achieve some technically interesting capabilities.

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Fucking Off Forever*

*Or at least until I can regain a reasonable editorial perspective of current happenings. As I touched on in my 2021 overview of The Psalms, this blog has undergone some very significant – and mostly involuntary – changes of late. This summer has abruptly brought some life happens which will inevitably contribute further changes to a degree that warrants a very bloggy sort of Update Post. Most importantly, perhaps, is that I've found myself with a real, tangible, full-time Big Boy job as a nighttime custodian of my actual elementary school.

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Siri Shortcuts and the DJ Screw Discography

The most magical configurables I've ever created for iOS by a long way. Though I don't believe I've ever discussed it, here, the continuance of the fandom for Houston music legend, DJ Screw, on into the 21st century is an issue I remain very invested in. I doubt you want to hear much about it, but the issue of actually obtaining audio files from the Screw collection is a worthwhile one to engage for context's sake.

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macOS Ventura Wallpaper Siri Shortcuts

macOS Ventura Wallpaper Siri Shortcuts These two Base64-Bound Baddies might simplify your yuppie existence for another few weeks. Somehow, I managed to find myself in possession of two Very Large image files: the(?) new dark/light wallpaper pair coming in macOS Ventura. (Here they are in full, light and dark, so we’ve got that out of the way.) I don’t actually remember where they came from, so I hope that doesn’t matter much to you.

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Retrieve Live NPR Program Information with Siri Shortcuts

A modified shortcut to query live program information from your NPR station. This past month, MacStories hosted a community Siri Shortcuts contest called Automation April. One of its winners – a shortcut called “What's on KUTX?” credited to Jack Wellborn – caught my eye as a lifelong dependent upon National Public Radio. Via John Voorhees' comment: The solution Wellborn came up with is ingenious. It turns out that KUTX uses a web API that can return information about the currently playing track.

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iPod Shuffle First Generation Anecdote

Sorry I’m so late with this but I forgot I had something to contribute lol. My first and only dedicated mp3 player was a first-generation iPod Shuffle — which was not only the most elegant looking USB drive one could find at the time, but — imo — remains the single highest-value mainstream consumer tech product I’ve ever owned. It was a 512mb stick with playback controls and a 3.5mm audio jack at one end.

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TildeTown on iPhone with Blink Shell

The ideal means of On The Go participation in The Tildeverse. I was completely unaware of the Tildeverse’s origin story – documented in a Medium post by WIRED Editor-in-Chief, Paul Ford – until this year, somehow, though I knew of its existence as far back as 2018. I was living in an unairconditioned Portland apartment, then, and had found myself stuck with Linux for the first time in my adult life.

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Run Siri Shortcuts with Hyperlinks

Imagine running shortcuts from anywhere you can place a link. There seemed to be a bit of confusion regarding a shortcut I posted on RoutineHub a few days ago entitled “Generate Shortcuts Run Links List,” so I thought I’d attempt to overview how I’ve come to use Shortcuts’ URL scheme as my primary method of calling shortcuts across both iOS and macOS. The basis of the whole shit is shortcuts://run-shortcut?name= and shortcuts://x-callback-url/run-shortcut?

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Apple Rag Review

A quick review of Apple, Inc’s first venture as a textile company. Now that Apple, Incorporated is a textile company, I thought it might be pertinent of me – someone with incredibly filthy hands – to review its first textile product, the Rag. Back in my day, we were taught not to touch the screen. It’s not good for it, they’d say. Now, that’s all we do, and it makes me profoundly uncomfortable.

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SYSTEM COLORS Telegram Themes

SYSTEM COLORS Telegram Themes (For iOS, that is.) Make no mistake — I did virtually nothing to create the following themes, nor do I know anything about Telegram theme development, generally. Frankly, I shouldn’t have even taken the time to whip *these* up, but I wanted to at least dip my toe in the experience for [a strangely sentimental essay I’ve been working on](https://github.com/extratone/bilge/issues/228) about the service’s service in my working life.

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Is Sienna Guillory my Mom?

in This Present Time I can have regular interactions with my adolescent celebrity crush that I *actually* would not be able to convince my 14-year-old self are real. not because of their significance but the opposite. calling her mom is like... the only even remotely reasonable outcome, btw. she *is* a mom several times over, now. and 46. and by "crush," i mean... at least 30% of my total cumulative mental energy was spent repeating "

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Writing the Definitive Guide For Using an iPhone With a Bluetooth Keyboard

Writing the Definitive Guide For Using an iPhone With a Bluetooth Keyboard When I graduated high school in the Spring of 2012, my mom offered me a choice: I could go to Community College with a new laptop, or a new iPhone. I was still on the kick that’d started with my first-generation iPhone, four years earlier, and decided to take the bet. Instead of a new laptop, I entered my first vaguely-collegiate experience armed with an iPhone 4S and an original Magic Keyboard, beginning an experiment that’s more-or-less ongoing (there have been intermittent pauses, notably.

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Periscope Twitter Public Policy ,

Periscope Twitter Public Policy , Just FYI, this hyperlink is broken. We’re 8 days out and still haven’t heard back about downloading broadcasts. Sorry to be pushy but… I feel like nobody is watching this account and there are a lot of Periscope users with questions.

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Textcraft App Store Review

Elegant, diverse, instant text transformations I’m a fan of Shihab Meboob’s, you might say - Aviary and Mast are the most innovative social clients I’ve ever seen. I’m also a bit of a collector of text manipulation applications like Texcraft, of which there are just a few that are truly comparable on iOS. On macOS, there really aren’t any equivalents at all. For someone like me - who uses Textcraft’s transformations both recreationally/socially and has used them in development-ish tasks - its $4.

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Concerning Discovery in Streaming Music

Concerning Discovery in Streaming Music Reclaiming tastemaking for listeners in the Spotify era. Last week, Spotify users were treated to the service’s annual “Spotify Wrapped” feature: a visual summary of an account’s listening habits throughout the year, including their most listened-to artists. New for 2020 are “in-app quizzes,” a chronological “Story of Your 2020,” and detailed podcast listening statistics. For premium users, “badges” will “crown listeners with various titles based on the ways they listened.

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Too Much Freedom (Thread)

AMERICANS: FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH 'FREEDOM' YET? I am so fucking sick of Freedom. Freedom sucks. Freedom doesn't work. I'm tired of trying to figure out what I'm supposed to be doing. PRISON would be refreshing!!! swap me out for a family of immigrants. it is long past my turn to serve some time. you are all screaming about how you feel your "Freedom of Expression" is in danger so much that it has become the entirety of what you have to express.

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