"Oleophobia" - Logic Pro for iPad Experiment

iCloud Shared Project File

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Still having trouble describing how good this was for me to listen to.

iPadOS 18 Audio Capture Anecdotes

Aiko Transcript All right folks, it’s your favorite thing, favorite time. It’s time to play around with the changes to audio capture specifically, an iPadOS 18.1 beta 2. I don’t actually, I don’t know if this is as a beta 2. Two things I noticed, the thing that they introduced in 16 I believe, which is called mic modes, where you could switch between standard wide spectrum and voice isolation.

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ǝ ɯ ɐ l

Transcript Oh was just behind a Tesla Model X for a moment and just long enough to notice that they I mean it looks like it I don’t even know they put a SpaceX badge on the rear as in where the brand badge would be I don’t actually remember if I don’t think the word Tesla is there but uh I didn’t get a long enough look at it to tell but uh it was square but very homemade looking and certainly it completely unrelated to SpaceX’s actual branding and I just I don’t use the word lame very often I don’t know if that seems like it’s kind of for a reason but that’s just the lamest fucking thing that I’ve seen in a good while and it’s a shame that all that work I did tracking down the type typeface so that I could make a parody Tesla brand logo instead of saying Tesla says Musker literally no one has ever laughed at that I don’t know why this is a you guys problem that’s your problem man

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Google Teeth

“Design a logo for a fictional Google denture product called Google Teeth.”

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urbane

Adjective showing a high degree of refinement and the assurance that comes from wide social experience; “his polished manner”; “maintained an urbane tone in his letters” Synonyms polished refined Similar to sophisticated Related urbanity urbane - LookUp adjective courteous and refined in manner (typically used of a man) the supposedly urbane, restrained English gentleman | urbane wit was the mark of taste and cultivation Origin mid 16th century (in the sense urban ): from French urbain or Latin urbanus (see urban )

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Burn in Hell, Fruit Company

The End of an Era: A Message From the Founder as We Announce the Closure of AppleVis | AppleVis applevis.com applevis.com https://www.applevis.com/blog/end-era-message-founder-we-announce-closure-applevis DoubleTap Episode

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gossamer

Noun a gauze fabric with an extremely fine texture Less specific gauze netting veiling Related ethereal gossamer filaments from a web that was spun by a spider Synonyms cobweb Less specific fibril filament strand Related ethereal gossamer Adjective characterized by unusual lightness and delicacy; “this smallest and most ethereal of birds”; “gossamer shading through his playing” Synonyms ethereal Similar to delicate Related cobweb gossamer gossamer so thin as to transmit light; “a hat with a diaphanous veil”; “filmy wings of a moth”; “gauzy clouds of dandelion down”; “gossamer cobwebs”; “sheer silk stockings”; “transparent chiffon”; “vaporous silks” Synonyms diaphanous filmy gauzy gauze-like see-through sheer transparent vaporous vapourous cobwebby Similar to thin Related cobweb transparency transparence transparency transparence transparentness gauze netting veiling film plastic film gossamer - LookUp noun

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Glass Profile Ingestion

As much as I genuinely enjoyed my free trial + then some paid time using Glass, I’m just not able/interested in image capture right now to continue paying $6.99 a month for it. I was pretty excited, then, to discover that micro.blog’s macOS app offers support for importing the .zip profile export files Glass creates, and to report that I have imported 18 images from my profile to this blog successfully.

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esemplastic

es·em·plas·tic | ˌesemˈplastik | adjective rare molding into one; unifying: Coleridge defines imagination as the esemplastic power. Derivatives esemplastically | -(ə)lē | adverb Origin early 19th century: from Greek _es _‘into’ + _hen _(neuter of _heis _‘one’) + -ic; formed irregularly by Coleridge, probably suggested by German Ineinsbildung, in the same sense.

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Just a Test

(sorry) Transcript (Not sure why these aren’t added automatically tbh.) URL If you don’t find the potential for accessibility in large language models to be by far the most exciting aspect of the whole idea, you’re nuts.

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Typora ⇨ Marked 2 "Support"

Despite the beautiful myriad of text editors available for macOS, I’ve still found myself using Typora on my old machine. When I recently (read: ridiculously late) discovered that Brett Terpstra’s venerable Marked 2 can be schemed (sortof) with x-marked://, it immediately occurred to me that I could use a custom Typora Export preset to add “integration” between these two apps: open 'x-marked://open?file=${currentPath}&raise=true'

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fracas

Noun noisy quarrel Synonyms affray altercation Less specific quarrel wrangle row words run-in dustup More specific batrachomyomachia fracas - LookUp plural a noisy disturbance or quarrel the fracas was broken up by stewards Origin early 18th century : French , from fracasser , from Italian fracassare make an uproar Thesaurus Noun two officers were kicked and punched in a fracas earlier this week Similar Words: disturbance quarrel scuffle brawl affray tussle melee free-for-all fight clash skirmish brouhaha riot uproar commotion argument altercation angry exchange war of words shouting match tiff dispute disagreement row wrangle squabble rumpus stooshie donnybrook bangarang falling-out set-to run-in shindig shindy dust-up punch-up scrap spat ruckus argy-bargy ruction fisticuffs barney bunfight ding-dong bust-up ruck slanging match afters rammy rhubarb broil miff

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ChatGPT Responds to My Old Apple Dev Forums Question

Back in July, 2021, I posted a thread on the Apple Developer forums asking for clarification on the differences between hardware keyboard support on iPad and iPhone. The response… blew my mind, suffice it to say, but I would like to take a moment to champion ChatGPT, of all fucking things, for its reply when given the same request and asked to respond: Hi David, Thank you for your detailed question and the context provided.

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Infinite Flight’s prettiest views imo.

Decoding Apple Maps Guide URLs

Revisiting the noted release of beta dot maps dot apple dot com just now, I found my way back to back to a “mystery” I deserted some years ago[^1] when “Guides” were first added to Apple Maps. You can see the result inputted into the ChatGPT conversation pasted below of using the share sheet on my personal “Columbia Area Essentials” Guide (see above.) You’ll note that said URL is very different from the officially published (and entirely useless to any real person as far as I can tell) Guides (ex: “The best things to do in Paris” - https://guides.

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when he go and spend every second of the whole weekend at the racetrack "snapping photos," but this all he come back with...

when he go and spend every second of the whole weekend at the racetrack "snapping photos," but this all he come back with...

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Nilay Patel Calls for 5G Emails

If you are a person… Automated Transcription If you are a person beyond just my phone is faster or I've downloaded more pirated Netflix videos than ever in an airport. If you are someone who's actually like experienced the benefits of 5G I want to hear from you. It cannot be that your bandwidth is just faster. I'm talking you did a robot surgery. Like one of these things they told us would happen with 5G.

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